Short jokes
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
A rhombus.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Big (DYM 78).