Short jokes
My name is what orphans can never have.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.