I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Momma's Receipt
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Okay, so basically this dummy is saying that he doesn't care if he got beat up the day this other dude was born. But then he says that the dude's momma asked for a receipt. Get it? The joke implies that this dude is so worthless that his momma wanted to return him. You would not get it, bonehead.