Short jokes
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"