Short jokes
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Joke: CookVR
What do you call ball drama?
There is one rapist among us.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
I am Cummer.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
BBNBHD.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
U die from robot bite.
Why is this a category?
I’m back, bitches!
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.