Short jokes

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Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.

How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

Oral

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!

Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."

Off the nearby cliff.

What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?

WD 5TB My Passport Portable External Hard Drive HDD, USB 2.0 Compatible, Black - WDBPKJ0050BBK-WESN

Worst joke.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?

Because he had no legs.

Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.

You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.

Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.

Stop the orphan jokes!