Short jokes
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Ariana-Chat now!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
LET'S GOOOO!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?