Short jokes
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Chupapi Muñañyo
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Get (DYM 129)
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.