What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Short Jokes
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Dolly (DYM 79).
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
A rhombus.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
