Short jokes
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Staring (DYM 119).
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.