What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Short Jokes
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Parton (DYM 80).
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
