Short jokes
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
hej765
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Harrison
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)