Orphan Abandoned in Forest

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The kiddo is an orphan, meaning he ain't got no parents. So, when the man says he has to walk back alone, it's because he knows he's gonna ditch the orphan in the woods! It's funny because it's terrible, just like your jokes, genius.

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