Short jokes
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Let's have toast in the bath.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.