Short jokes
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Good (DYM 92).
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.