Short jokes

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

AOT > ur fav anime.

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What happened when the man died? Yes.

If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?

I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.

I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.

What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?