There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. "Uno, dos, tres" is Spanish for "one, two, three." The magician disappears after saying "uno, dos" but before saying "tres." It's a pun, see? It's funny because you're dumb.