I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Short Jokes
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
