Short jokes
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Me.
The joke is me.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.