Short jokes

Short jokes

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

Why is it bad to high five an emo?

They will leave themselves hanging.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.