Short jokes

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!

What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Hey Aria.

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.