Short jokes
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Doom is eternal.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!