Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Short Jokes
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
