Short jokes
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
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What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Orphan
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.