Short jokes
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
I'm going to pull out your lungs faster than Joe Biden pulled troops out of Afghanistan.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!