Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Short Jokes
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
TommyInnit is a joke.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
If I die, delete my search history.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
