Short jokes
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Baka!
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.