Short jokes
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.