Short jokes
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.