Short jokes
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
When red do be sus, though.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?