What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
