Short jokes
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
"Homo Simpson"
Tamales.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.