Short jokes
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
Start a RATIO chain.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.