Short jokes

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

P or N?

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

You dream in 4K.

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."