Short jokes
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.