Short jokes
Kobe got irl canceled.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?