Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Emo kids are sad and sometimes hurt themselves, so they wear hoodies to cover up the boo-boos. It's dark humor because we are joking about sad things. You probably need a hoodie to hide from your bad takes!
Anonymous
Because there snitches