Short jokes
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!