Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Short Jokes
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
