Short jokes
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
"Another one bites the dust."
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.