It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Short Jokes
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
This account is run by a peadophile.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
