Short jokes
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Me. I am the joke.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"