Short jokes
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
"Homo Simpson"
Tamales.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.