Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
