Short jokes
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I cummed on the alley.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Orgasm means two things:
1. During you masturbate.
2. You torture phantoms.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.