Short jokes
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What is smegma name?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!