Short jokes
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
I gotta do terrorist :)
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.