Short jokes

What is the road on a hill?

Hillside.

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

Me: Want to play 911?

My little brother: What's that?

Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

Gaming, uh?

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.