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Island

Mispronunciation

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dingus! Explain bear here. The joke is about how the "smartest kid" is actually kind of dumb because they mispronounce "island." Bet you didn't catch that, you smooth brain!

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