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Mispronunciation

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your mom
4 years ago ·
  • The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

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    Hey, dingus! Explain bear here. The joke is about how the "smartest kid" is actually kind of dumb because they mispronounce "island." Bet you didn't catch that, you smooth brain!

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