Short jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.