Short jokes

If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?

Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

I'll start: Monokuma.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

Why do the police never catch the orphan?

The orphan is not wanted.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.