Short jokes
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Suicide is population control, republished.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Getting ready for gangbang.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Ya momma is sus.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.