Short jokes
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
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What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"