Short jokes

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

She started crying.

What do you call a fake speedrunner?

Dream.

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

What do you call a pickle sandwich?

A Big Mac!

Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).

I gotta do terrorist :)

Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!

Why did the orphan cross the road?

His parents were on the other side!

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

Haha, I have my own joke category now!

Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.