Short jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Gay people would suck at war.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"