Short jokes
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."