Short jokes
"Me so cutie right?"
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)