Short jokes
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Go to community, I'm bored.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.