Short jokes
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Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
"Among Us," dada.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.