Short jokes
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Sniffing cocaine?
YES SIRRR!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Nope, nope, and nope.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.