Short jokes
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Why is the rum gone?
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Big black ball sacks.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? Iβm as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.