Short jokes
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
I once gave birth to 3 children.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Technoblade
Get pranked, bozo!
I pregnoot.
Jonah Oglan.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!