Short jokes

Short jokes

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."