Short jokes
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
congrats to george floyd on 2 years sobriety
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.