Short jokes
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!