Shit Jokes

bully: you are a piece of shit person: no, im not a piece and im not brown... so no honey.

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

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ELI 3 days ago in Community
im in school right now and I wanna cry cause the teacher wont shut up!
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Random_Perv 3 days ago
lol
Kimd 3 days ago
Then bang her face
Kimd 3 days ago
Aim for her mouth
You CanCall MeLewis 3 days ago
That's rough my dude.
Kimd 3 days ago
That'll shut her up for sure
Kimd 3 days ago
Learnt that front experience
ELI 3 days ago
its a man
ELI 3 days ago
so u anything else i could do
ELI 3 days ago
how bout i aim somewhere else
Kimd 3 days ago
LMAOOO
Kimd 3 days ago
Yes >:)

Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire

Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit

Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?

therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?

satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”

therapist: that's not so bad

satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit

your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit

A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit

real

Hmmm

CLOSE BECAUSE
SOMEONE SHIT
ON THE FLOOR
FEE
555.depox

Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little
bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids
on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire
US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of
which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we
speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across
the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead,
kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over
seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the United States
Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your
little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you
goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown
in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”