you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
Kiwi: shes here !! 2022
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
"joe biden's mom is so fat, shes very fat folks, shes so fat imma use her to build my new wall"-trump
katgod can you get you gf shes messing with me and im gonna hurt soon
Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10
Why your nan gay because shes an orphan
your mom so ugly shes the reason he swerved
i was noughty ar school and my teacher said shes going to tell my dad i was like whos tht
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
why can't helen keller drive cause shes already dead
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
when people mean phat feast they don't mean fat. when yo mumma says phat she means FAT but thinks shes cool!
Why cant my grandma talk. Bc shes dead
My sister\ see you at home in about a hour Me\ okay My sister\ Sister where are you 'She looks out the window' Me\ Sis im here cant you see me? Sister\ OMG SHES DEAD Me\ yea i know but cant you see me?
