She jokes
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
So, I text my girlfriend and told her I wanted to get inside her. Can you believe she replied: "Not again brother, I'm only 8."
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.