She jokes

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.

Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮‍💨

So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

To which the woman replied, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 318."

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.