She jokes
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!