She jokes

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!