She jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Satan

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Mom

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Tire

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Sister

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Hair

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Girl

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Sister

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Orphanage

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

People

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!