Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
