She jokes
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.