She Jokes

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

She (DYM 126).

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.