She jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Memes
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.