She jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.