She jokes

Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

How did Sally die?

She got shot.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.