She jokes
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!