She jokes

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.