Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
She Jokes
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
