She jokes
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."