She jokes
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.