She jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.