One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
