She jokes

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"