yo mama so fat she walked by the tv, i missed 3 episodes
yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
