She jokes
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so dumb, she failed the survey.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.