She jokes

A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

She a hoe, she shit on herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.