She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.