She jokes

Nun

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Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Relationship

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I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

Luck

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Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Inch

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.