She jokes

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?