She jokes
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Memes
Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.