She jokes

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!