She jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

What did the girl say when she ran through the door?

Ouch.