Yo mama so Fat that she broke the chair by sitting on the chair
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house...... And came back out with a job application then that ran away * CAUSE SHE"S A UGLY FUCK*
Why can't orphans play baseball
Because she couldn't find homeplate
when sara gets naked in the shower she turns her taps on :)
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE IS FAT
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
