She jokes
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!