She jokes
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!