Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
She Jokes
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
