Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, donβt at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Yo mama so fat she canβt even fit on the rainbow
Yo mama so fat when she jumped gravity was no more.
What was the last thing to go through princess Dianaβs head before she died? The steering wheel
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she really suck and the guy who is with her sucks to
Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
why did the banana go to the doctor.because she felt peelyπ π π π π π π π π π π π π π π
what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.π π π π π π π π π
yo mama so fat she id fat
You moms so fat when she entered a fat contest that said sorry no professional
yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your pπnis." π₯°
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Do u know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
what did Cinderella say wen she got to the ball guu
