She jokes
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Memes
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(