She jokes
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.