She jokes
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Memes
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*